
yes. again.
If you read this blog because you are a newish writer, like myself, then this post is for you. If you’ve been querying endlessly and never seem to get a bite, this post is for you as well. If you are super-awesome queryman/woman then read this anyway and add your helpful comments. The topic of queries will be on-going throughout the week and the more info available, the better.
A Twitter friend and I were jabbering about the difficulty of condensing her 90,000+ word novel into two hundred much-too-short, must-be-stunning words. The conversation eventually devolved to us writing “Dear Agent” letters–what is in on the surface of our hearts or pretty much for me, what I thought was funny.
7:56 PM Me: dear agent, please read my novel..at least ask for a partial so i wont cry myself to sleep. thank you.
p.s. you don’t have to read it really. just pretend.
7:57 PM My Twitter Friend: Dear Agent, You will be blessed with good luck and be able to sleep with a clear conscious if you read my novel. P.S. Ignore the stalker type chick following you. Really…she won’t hurt you.
7:59 PM Me: dear agent, my husband wants me to get a real job. help!
My Twitter Friend: Dear Agent, Don’t you want the warm fuzzy feeling that comes with helping someone like me?
MTF is so sweet, isn’t she? Of course an agent would be appalled by these appeals.
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K, back to business.